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Jake a

A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life
by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT December 26, 2018
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Jake

A obnoxious person who thinks he has friends but he doesn't
Emma: how are you today lila?
Jake: Good
Lila: she was talking to me you dick
by HelloOhohohoh January 28, 2019
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Jake

Jake. It’s so difficult to put all the feelings and vibes into words. A Jake is a wonderful person. He is the most genuine and direct person you’ll ever meet. He will make you smile so hard everyday and always knows when something’s wrong. His personality is a mystery and an exciting ride to figure out. He has a smile that could make anyone lose their breath after one glimpse. When Jake smiles you can’t help but stare and think about how lucky you are to be around him, and making Jake smile is one of my greatest joys in life. He’s amazing at sports and has a driven attitude and likes to win but isn’t obsessed with winning. He’s obsessed with spending time with the ones he loves and making people smile or happy. He’ll go out of his way to make sure someone’s okay, wether he’s known them for years or for days. He’s one of the goofiest people you will ever have the pleasure of laughing with and he always knows how to cheer someone up. Dating a Jake is one of the most exciting and unpredictable. When he messes up he makes it right because he doesn’t like conflict at all and loves people in general. His mind is very beautiful and he never stops thinking of those he loves. Jake is incredibly loving and will give you the world if you give him the chance. If you date a jake, never let him go.
Why’d you go back to him?
Because he’s Jake
by bootylicker96 July 23, 2020
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Jake

Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys
“There goes Jake again”
by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018
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Jake

The funniest person you will ever meet and has a great taste in music and everyone likes him
I wish I was jake
by Therealbeaver January 11, 2018
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Jake

by You’regayll October 20, 2019
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Jake

A Jake is someone who is kind ٫loving and friendly .If u ever meet a Jake need sure to get to know them and they are Also really cute 🥰😍😜😘
Girl1:Wow look at him
Girl2:i know right he is so cute!😜
Jake:Make ladies how are you?
by anonymous November 29, 2020
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