Person 1: Hey Chad, what's "The Internet?"
Person 2: Hey. Hand me that knife over there. I think it's time to just end this thing we all call "life" for me.
Person 2: Hey. Hand me that knife over there. I think it's time to just end this thing we all call "life" for me.
by latrelljennings July 7, 2017
Get the Internetmug. by IamSpiderMan March 5, 2013
Get the Internetmug. The current use of the internet in communication regardless of medium whether it be through e-mail or any other instant text message ability.
No Doi, I'm internetting him back right now, Becky!
I just submitted my new resume to that employer I was talking about, but they still haven't internetted me back yet.
Hey, send me an internet about that O.K. bro?!
Ya the scene went sideways, I will internet you later about it...
I just submitted my new resume to that employer I was talking about, but they still haven't internetted me back yet.
Hey, send me an internet about that O.K. bro?!
Ya the scene went sideways, I will internet you later about it...
by Wordcarver January 28, 2011
Get the internettingmug. Person with a life: I just love the cool ocean breeze!
Internet addict: I visit it often as Franklin and beat the f*ck out of sharks by activating my Invincibility cheat that I've come to know by heart.
Person with a life: Well I've invested in my own boat and am paying it off fully by my next payday which is 2 weeks from now.
Internet addict: Michael has a total of 23 boats, 4 military ships, and 34 speedphiles.
Person with a life: I have a job.
Internet addict: My Sims each have jobs that pay 30,000$ or more per week. Not including daily income and farming.
Person with a life: I have a girlfriend.
Internet addict: Whenever I'm not watching multiple hot stars banging each other I have my own girlfriend who's also portable.
Person with a life: Mine's hot.
Internet addict: Mine's an Asian otaku.
Person with a life: I actually touch mine.
Internet addict: Touching other humans can transmit from the hundreds of thousands to the billions of germs per touch.
Person with a life: Mine gives me head.
Internet addict: Every day.
Person with a life: GODDAMMIT.
Internet addict: I visit it often as Franklin and beat the f*ck out of sharks by activating my Invincibility cheat that I've come to know by heart.
Person with a life: Well I've invested in my own boat and am paying it off fully by my next payday which is 2 weeks from now.
Internet addict: Michael has a total of 23 boats, 4 military ships, and 34 speedphiles.
Person with a life: I have a job.
Internet addict: My Sims each have jobs that pay 30,000$ or more per week. Not including daily income and farming.
Person with a life: I have a girlfriend.
Internet addict: Whenever I'm not watching multiple hot stars banging each other I have my own girlfriend who's also portable.
Person with a life: Mine's hot.
Internet addict: Mine's an Asian otaku.
Person with a life: I actually touch mine.
Internet addict: Touching other humans can transmit from the hundreds of thousands to the billions of germs per touch.
Person with a life: Mine gives me head.
Internet addict: Every day.
Person with a life: GODDAMMIT.
by Co-ral Grimes January 7, 2015
Get the Internetmug. Mom: "Why the hell did you break the car? Whats wrong with you, huh huh huh?"
You: "MOM, STOP PESTERING ME! BLAME THE FUCKING INTERNET!"
You: "MOM, STOP PESTERING ME! BLAME THE FUCKING INTERNET!"
by stephanzo November 3, 2010
Get the Internetmug. Internet... there really is no way to describe it. There are a lot of words and I can't pick just one. U can find anything on there. The internet has a a lot of gross inappropriate stuff *cough,cough*(porn, sex, blood, drugs)*cough,cough*. Anyway the internet can be used for a lot of great things including homework and school projects, kitten images (any images), random stuff, providing realible and unreasonable information, latest news, reading, interacting with other people, purchases, posting, and so much more. !!!
by Princessatomboy December 11, 2017
Get the Internetmug. A series of tubes, as mentioned on the Daily show.
The internet is a series of tubes.
by Roflface March 15, 2007
Get the Internetmug.