Shower on a stick

Deodorant, usually applied liberally to mask the accumulation of grime over the past few days.

Damn it! Stephanie is coming over in 5 minutes and I haven't bathed in a week! Thank goodness for the ol' shower on a stick!

by cripes February 20, 2009

Coventry Shower

When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.

Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.

by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021

shower hijack

When you start the shower in the morning to get it warm, but before you can get in, your significant other jumps in front of you.

This morning I started the shower to warm it up but my wife shower hijacked me

by diabolikal30 February 8, 2010

Hydrofluoric shower

When your allergic to water or have an autoimmune disorder and try to relax and take a nice shower

Person 1: how are you doing
Person 2: well I just took a hydrofluoric shower

by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020

Eco Shower

the act of showering with more than one person for the benefit of using less water.

Me and this lady took an Eco Shower. I totally saved the environment!

by The Real Finkle February 12, 2012

Shower gremlin

A combination of loose hair and human cum found near the drain of a shower.

Jeff: I didn’t wash my nut down the drain and accidentally made a shower gremlin.

by RobtheKnob January 13, 2021

Drunken Shower

When someone snorts beer out of their mouth or nose and it sprays you right in the face

Guy #1: <coughs> (just took a swig of beer)
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.

by quarterlife3 January 29, 2017