Drunken Shower

When someone snorts beer out of their mouth or nose and it sprays you right in the face

Guy #1: <coughs> (just took a swig of beer)
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.

by quarterlife3 January 30, 2017

cowgirl shower

Using a detachable shower head and mounting it cowgirl style , usually with it set on pulse.

You were in the bathroom for an hour, you're smiling and your hair is dry. Did you just take a cowgirl shower?

by malakaifitzjones March 14, 2016

shag shower

A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.

I stopped off for a shag shower on my way to her place.

by stevejay October 27, 2010

Shower Quack

When a fart is conducted in the shower and the water running over the anus makes it sound like a duck quacking.

Friend 1: "I farted in the shower earlier and it sounded like Donald Duck laughing."

Friend 2: "SHOWER QUACK!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie February 10, 2012

Roamck Shower

When you masturbate in the shower while music is playing, mostly likely Roamck.

*Mudsuck playing from a distance with sounds of running water overlayed* Dude, I think your roommate is taking a Roamck Shower.”

by Jotacock November 30, 2022

Blatian Shower

When there is plenty of toilet paper but you get in the shower after taking a shit and fall asleep in your own feces immediately flooding the bathroom and/or house. Used frequently by none other than Blake "the car crasher" Johnson.

If I take a Blatian shower, I can clean my booty hole and the bathroom floor

by DDIII August 08, 2017

flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

by vwallac September 18, 2008