The group of girls(sometimes boys) that were either not popular enough, not skinny enough, not limber enough, or not bitchy enough for cheer leading. Often seen as the bands add-on, the color guard is either terribly bad and thinks their hotter than the forth of July, or so good that they can only think about becoming better. (These ones usually have more than three guard captains/coaches and are either college or professional color guards)
Hey did you see the color guard at our performance last night?
What's that?
Their the chicks that throw guns around durring the show.
Oh...yeah, they kinda sucked...
What's that?
Their the chicks that throw guns around durring the show.
Oh...yeah, they kinda sucked...
by Marsh-Mellon September 16, 2009
A game some guys (doesn't matter what age) play where they try to see the color of a pretty girls thong(underwear) for the first time that day.
(at lunch in school)
Greg: you seen the color of the day yet?
Will: no, still looking.
Greg: wait, BLUE! With a red whale tail!
Will: where?!
Greg: bent over at the vending machine!
Greg: you seen the color of the day yet?
Will: no, still looking.
Greg: wait, BLUE! With a red whale tail!
Will: where?!
Greg: bent over at the vending machine!
by DrPantsPhD (gregk) April 07, 2009
verrrryyyy hottt.
by Britta Perriwinkel July 11, 2008
a large group of fat ass teenage girls that were too ugly to make the cheer squad and too fat to make the dance team. so instead they are in color guard where they wave flags around at half time and cause the entire male student body to vomit profusely. commonly referred to as the dogs, boys bark and ruff when they perform when they aren't vomiting.
Ew! the color guard is so disgusting!
they've released the dogs! (implying that they are about to perform)
nasty! the color guard just passed by!
they've released the dogs! (implying that they are about to perform)
nasty! the color guard just passed by!
by Seymoure Asse March 25, 2011
by PhredWard December 08, 2009
in a state of confusion; frozen, not knowing what to do or say
similar to Apple computers when they freeze up a small color wheel appears
similar to Apple computers when they freeze up a small color wheel appears
"oh fuck I'm color wheeling"
dude 1: "hey man, whats the answer to number two?"
dude2: "um, gimme a second let me think about this"
....a few minutes past.....
dude 1: "dude whats the answer to number two??!!"
dude 2: "shit dude idk, I'm color wheeling!"
dude 1: "hey man, whats the answer to number two?"
dude2: "um, gimme a second let me think about this"
....a few minutes past.....
dude 1: "dude whats the answer to number two??!!"
dude 2: "shit dude idk, I'm color wheeling!"
by see~dub September 09, 2008
The act of ramming your dick so hard and fast into a woman, she begins to bleed. This is when you remove your cock, and begin drawing on her crying face.
by Kojack December 15, 2003