Ian

A buzz-kill. Sergeant No-fun. That guy that always seeks to rain on your parade.

I was so psyched about the tickets to Them Crooked Vultures, but when I told my friend, he turned into a total Ian and told me that they sucked live.

by torrance_burgundy February 4, 2010

Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian

Sir Ian Mckellen’s process for acting.

Wizard you shall not pass, cut, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian.

by green923jade May 23, 2019

Ian

A guy who most likely watches Vanoss gaming

My god this guy is ian

by Hey ian its me hi June 23, 2016

Ian

A homosexual male hooker, with a habit of charging a lot for a low quality blowjob. A homosexual male who slaps people with his small, fat genitalia. A low quality male homosexual hooker who prices a lot for a blowjob.

example1
"Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me!"

"that sucks."

example2
"A Ian tried to get me into another expensive blowjob again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood!"

by klagarcles October 30, 2011

Ian

A perv that will ask to touch no matter what you look like

Ian: can I touch you butt

Person 1: no you can not touch my butt

Ian: can I touch your boobs
Person 2: no you cant touch my boobs

by Peanutmonkey May 11, 2016

Ian

Ian is a extreme dick, everyone calls him an egg because of his head shape and thy also call him a hoe, cause he dated at least 10 girls in 1 month. Ian will make up rumors that you two are dating and then he’ll holler at you in the lunch room then you’ll kick his ass

Ian can suck my dick

by jakepaulismydaddy November 13, 2018

IAn

A very smart scrub who has a 200 iq and is better at teamhandball than Ollie, Mateo, and Tristan.

Ian does not suck muselk, he has 6 solo wins.

by Streamer by the way November 25, 2018