Instagram face

It’s a face with certain features, often seen on instagram and been achieved by facial surgery and other cosmetic work. Button nose, big lips, defined brows, alien-like eyes, sculpted cheeks and jawline. It’s a face you won’t ever see in real life, since it either needs editing to some extent or heavy makeup. If you’d line up selfies with these faces it’d be nearly impossible to know if it’s the same person or not.

I don’t know, I want to look pretty, but I feel like getting an instagram face would also fuck with my self-identify.

by Xxxlovley February 14, 2024

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Zero Instagram Posts

They are the people who prefer to keep their life private and mind in their own businesses. They are not insecure enough to seek social validation to sustain their ego. They prefer a quiet and meaningful life away from all the unintended impulsive blunders. They clearly understand they difference between "a man and a boy" and "a lady and a girl". The parameters of so-overrated teenager kinda "being cool" is not a thing of their pursuit rather they hound for attainment and amelioration of "elegance and grace" . Their level of consciousness have evolved to such extents that they can see through the illusions of all man-made frameworks and they value honour more than others' perceived portraits of structure.

"Drego has like zero instagram posts, no doubt that he is a prodigy but a bit self-contained"

by Brewing_Archangel October 6, 2020

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Instagram reels syndrome

A disease in which the built up brain rot from over ingestion of short form content causes an irrational and sometimes delusional response to digital stimuli.

My friend has Instagram reels syndrome. She has been laughing hysterically at the word "fart" being played over "fly me to the moon" for 5 minutes.

by Josiah cafè February 1, 2024

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Instagram Hunter

A person who only engages in hunting or fishing for the sole purpose of posting pictures of theirselves hunting/fishing on social media

Wade: "Zach, why are you taking so many selfies? Your scaring away the deer!"
Zach: "I gotta post this shit on Instagram! What's the point of hunting if nobody knows your doing it?"
Wade: "your such an Instagram hunter"

by HassleCaugh June 17, 2016

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