hump ass

Child-bearing hips on a man. This guy has a badonkadonk, usually accentuated by unflattering grandpa slacks; similar to the Hunchback of Notre Dame...but his hump is his ass. This is a very unfortunate condition.

George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development has a hump ass. When a guy wears old man pants, you can easily see his hump ass.

by YuniBroughman November 13, 2010

Hump Day

One day in the week, Wednesday, where two people satisfy each other's sexual needs and desires.

Hey, do you want to come over for Hump Day?

I'm tingly thinking about you doing me on Hump Day!

by ohiooak June 6, 2018

Hump Day

Would you like the orgin of Hump Day? As You Wish. Originally named after Prince Humperdink from "The Princess Bride"

It was on a Wednesday he was to be married to Buttercup, but Wesley disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts swooped in and saved the day.

The people decided to call every Wednesday Hump day so the evil prince would be reminded of his failure for eternity.

by JJ Easy November 20, 2013

hump day

A term used exclusively by douchebags in reference to Wednesday.

Some douchebag named Garrett: Happy hump day!

Man: It's called Wednesday, you piece of garbage.

by Heegagurkurk February 21, 2009

dry hump

The touching of a guy's hard cock agaisnt a girl's wet pussy in a fast humping motion while they have their clothes on.

In school, Sam was wearing a short short skirt and tank top and when Robby saw her they imedalty started to dry hump in the halls. They we so horney that she gave him a long blow job after he ate her out

by BeMyBitch69 December 1, 2010

sport-hump

To rub up against someone in a secksual way (see sport or hump).

Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.

by hydroponics May 20, 2003

hump a ho

to jump a curb, just like flip a bitch is to make a u turn, you can have a very erotic conversation about driving if you were so inclined to.

ima was driving in the wrong direction so i told her to flip a bitch, but she didn't see the curb so she ended up humping a ho.

if you were running from the cops you could hump a ho to get away.

by philip.f October 7, 2007