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Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022
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Houdini hump

When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.
I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.
by sneakysausage February 6, 2015
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Houdini

its where ur fuckin a girl i the ass, and right before you nut, u pull it out and tap her on the shoulder.She turns around and you squirt her right in the face.
Me and wendy were fuckin last night and i so gave her a houdini
by Justin and Jacob July 21, 2008
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Reaper Houdini

Reaper Houdini someone who gets caught in Deaths clutches but narrowly escapes his full grasp when he crosses their path
No one should have walked away from that crash. You pulled a Reaper Houdini today!!!!
by ReapDini March 29, 2020
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Houdini into the Spider-Man

When you make love to a girl from behind, pull out, blow your load in your hand when she turns around to see what’s going on you throw it in her face and yell Spider-Man
Houdini into the Spider-Man can be used it that any time in the beginning of your relationship.
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head houdini

Damn bitch that's some fucked up head houdini now where'd you put my dick?
by antie nae September 27, 2011
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Houdini

When you're fucking a chick with the lights on and you turn the light off and you get off and leave and when she turns the lights back on and your friend is fucking her!!
by CraveMeSumDave69 September 17, 2019
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