A bunch of scrawny, little fellers, that have found the best way to feel good about their loser selves is to congregate with other little scrawny fellers and poke fun at everything and everyone else not in their clique. Most of them had their lunch money taken from them at school every day as youths.
When called upon to defend his girlfriends honor, the hipster was so afraid of a real man he peed his skin tight pants.
by T-man. February 3, 2017
Get the hipstermug. There are different types of hipsters.
1.) The preps who wear big glasses and suspenders. They straight up say they are a hipster much but when they do, they go on and on about it. Even though, they know they aren't, along with everyone else, or at least I hope... :/
2.) The preps who "are in fandoms", most commonly associated with Attack on Titan, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Dexter. They read a few fanfictions and tumb1r posts to immediately "know everything about it!" They will even claim to like bands such as Nirvana, Guns'n'Roses, The Beatles, and The Black keys, which is ridiculous. Then they make Instagram posts with a "cup of tea" that they just "love so much" with the tag "hipster".
3.) The real hipsters!! These are the people who actually do yoga and meditate in the mornings, or any other chance they can get. They drink hot tea, might smoke a little cannabis, dye their hair any color they might want, play guitar, write poetry, act in plays, wear hooded leather jackets with bro tanks on under, folded skinny jeans, watch whatever shows they want, have flower crowns, if they want, and do anything they actually want for themselves.. BECAUSE THE ARE THEMSELVES!
1.) The preps who wear big glasses and suspenders. They straight up say they are a hipster much but when they do, they go on and on about it. Even though, they know they aren't, along with everyone else, or at least I hope... :/
2.) The preps who "are in fandoms", most commonly associated with Attack on Titan, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Dexter. They read a few fanfictions and tumb1r posts to immediately "know everything about it!" They will even claim to like bands such as Nirvana, Guns'n'Roses, The Beatles, and The Black keys, which is ridiculous. Then they make Instagram posts with a "cup of tea" that they just "love so much" with the tag "hipster".
3.) The real hipsters!! These are the people who actually do yoga and meditate in the mornings, or any other chance they can get. They drink hot tea, might smoke a little cannabis, dye their hair any color they might want, play guitar, write poetry, act in plays, wear hooded leather jackets with bro tanks on under, folded skinny jeans, watch whatever shows they want, have flower crowns, if they want, and do anything they actually want for themselves.. BECAUSE THE ARE THEMSELVES!
Stone: "Wait, what, dude?? Ha, I don't know about that man *Stops to take a sip of his freshly brewed tea from the local Whole Foods* I guess people can think whatever they want about me, cause that's not me. I just can't believe they think in a hipster, haha!" *Starts eating something made out of soy paste because they're vegan... For the animals MAAANNN*
Alec: It's pretty legit, if you ask me!! Hey, but aren't there a lot of fake hipsters and shit, man?"
Stone: "Yeahh, I wish they would just be true to themselves, dude. I wish the world would do that. Oh, and peace... We need some peace here. The wars are uncivilized! We need to love each other, that's what The Buddha would want, right?"
Alec: "yeah, dude, that seems pretty groovy. Seriously, I don't say this much, but it seems like it could be as cool as beans!!"
Alec: It's pretty legit, if you ask me!! Hey, but aren't there a lot of fake hipsters and shit, man?"
Stone: "Yeahh, I wish they would just be true to themselves, dude. I wish the world would do that. Oh, and peace... We need some peace here. The wars are uncivilized! We need to love each other, that's what The Buddha would want, right?"
Alec: "yeah, dude, that seems pretty groovy. Seriously, I don't say this much, but it seems like it could be as cool as beans!!"
by That_Dude_Rilee November 14, 2014
Get the Hipstermug. Many young retarded people who have somehow un-installed there chromosomes and believe that Starbucks is hipster. No really they do. A company with $15 billion in profits per annum is hipster and not mainstream according to these moronic shitheads.
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