hipster

A guy from Kilkis that moved to London to dress like a peacock and drink flat whites with oat milk while eating avocado toasts in East London

- Hey man, do you want to go for kokoretsi?

- I'm sorry man, I'm vegan now
- What a hipster!

by gelost February 13, 2020

Hipster

Grant

Grant is a hipster.

by myhandleisusedbysomeonelse November 15, 2018

hipster

All the douche like qualities of hippies but less fun drugs

You: Met a hippie chick that wouldn't trip with me.

Me: Most likely just a hipster twat.

by spikel August 8, 2014

Hipster

A MASSIVE self righteous FAGGOT

Many young retarded people who have somehow un-installed there chromosomes and believe that Starbucks is hipster. No really they do. A company with $15 billion in profits per annum is hipster and not mainstream according to these moronic shitheads.

by A Decent Bloke April 24, 2015

hipster

A bunch of scrawny, little fellers, that have found the best way to feel good about their loser selves is to congregate with other little scrawny fellers and poke fun at everything and everyone else not in their clique. Most of them had their lunch money taken from them at school every day as youths.

When called upon to defend his girlfriends honor, the hipster was so afraid of a real man he peed his skin tight pants.

by T-man. February 3, 2017

hipster

A conformist to non-conformity.

If they use the word "mainstream" more than once in a conversation, you're dealing with a hipster.

by gypsypanther25 May 7, 2014

Hipster

Modern day version of a fucking hippie. Believes in starting a GoFundMe if money is an issue, believes in group vacations because of lack of funds to take a normal vacation, voted democratic, whines about high prices in urban real estate, asks how he/she/it can make a difference and seeks out employment accordingly. Constantly making plans for "drinks."

Hipsters are slightly better than freeloaders, at least they ask for money instead of demanding it

by Josh513 November 25, 2016