halloween

halloween

A holiday where little kids dress up as a cowboy, or a fairy princess to get free candy. When you get older, you dress up as a sexy________ and get old guys hard and get away with it (the rest of the 364 days you dressed up liked that your mother would yell at you) If your 21+ you get wasted and wrap trees with paper towels

For halloween I'm going to dress up as a sexy bunny then go to old man jenkins house then drink vodka and cause a scene

by Elmo Homo October 26, 2006

Hello ice cream truck

The Good Humor vehicle that rolls through your neighborhood incessantly while playing a loud jingle. Every 15 secods or so, the music pauses and an excited voice shouts, "HELLO!"

Hello!!! Ice Cream!!!

by mmmm hello ice cream July 1, 2005

Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle.

One of the best Harry Potter quotes EVER!!!

As Harry sat down to the notebook, it started to write to him. It asked him his name. Harry told the notebook that his name was Harry Potter, for obvious reasons. The notebook replied ' Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. '

by The Purple Gnargles of pie November 28, 2009

Hello Clitty

Before you go down on a girl u take her pubic hair and tie it into a hair bow and say "Hello Clitty!"

Before I ate her out I gave her a Hello Clitty.

by Nahcneb June 2, 2010

hellogoodbye

four words: forrest kline, hot pants.

hellogoodbye owns your mom, your dad AND your dog

by turnthescenedown October 31, 2004

halloween orange

Taking the 40mg orange disolvable tablet of methadone and mixing it in water.

Wayne: I love that purple drank

Jim: You need to try my halloween orange. It's stronger, last longer, and feels better. I love my water halloween orange

by Orange Water February 18, 2008

Tucson hello

The act of impregnating a woman by means of sexual intercourse. Generally performed by a man.

Did you hear? Jimmy gave Jamie a Tucson hello.

by ftbunky February 8, 2010