hateball

A game from the US version of the TV show The Office.
Involves paper football, with the ante upped by a huge dislike/hate of a neighboring co-worker.

Kevin: We call it Hateball.

Jim: Why?

Kevin: Because of how much Angela hates it.

(Angela glares at Kevin)

by Daniel Chao January 11, 2008

Don't you just hate that? 738 annoying things

Funny and truthful book by Scott Cohen (An Everyday guy, Not a Famous Author) is a collection of those everyday little annoyances that we face in life (738 of them!). This book will definitly make you say "That's so true!" and "I thought I was the only one who notcied that!" because it's so observational and you'll laugh so hard because of how real and truthful it is.

Selected Annoyances:

-When you forget the initial thought you were thinking of, and then stumble on to a thought far less engaging and far less interesting then the thought you were thinking of before.

-When the Photographer sais "Cheese!" and realizes that there's something he had to fix on the camera, leaving you waiting there with a frozen smile that easily fades out into a phony grin.

- Having the suspiscion that using 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner is not as effective as if you used them both individually.

- The Vulnerability you feel while sitting on a public toilet.

- When the waitress asks "Is Everything alright here?" after you've taken a big bite out of a sandwich, causing you to grunt your response.

Just to name a few...

by Anonomously Anonomous September 14, 2005

Hate

The straight forward, non-pussified version of "dislike" for people who don't have time for modern rainbow and unicorns pc bullshit that plagues today society.

Hate is a natural human emotion, like the world "like" being a light version of love, dislike is just a lighter version of "Hate".
If you feel so strongly about something that you hate it, and it involves opinion, it's only natural.

In today's society, some people (mostly teens and 20 somethings that can't take criticism) resort calling everyone a hater, sometime's they're right, but mostly they're wrong. since they often confuse criticism with being a hater.

I hate eating olives, they are nasty.

I hate those shoes, they are tacky.

Person one: Mike is a real good basket ball player
Person two(hater): Yeah but he's not the good, infact he sucks compared to other people.
Person on: You're such a hater.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 12, 2010

Haemi

The MOST beautiful girl in the world. Everything you can possibly ask for ~

"I think i met the girl of my dreams"
"She must be Haemi"

by YellowLemons November 1, 2012

hate mate

a person that you love and hate at the same time, an ex girlfriend you haven't quite gotten over, a competitive childhood friend, your annoying brother

Everytime I see Tyson my heart skips a beat, however I can't get over the hpv he gave me. He is soo my hate mate.

by mikehunt1017 November 9, 2006

i hate you

In the world of metal, using the term " I hate you" actually is a way of saying "I love you". As was previously mentioned, metal'ers are not allowed to love, so they show said emotion through acts of hate.

Meatlhead: I hate you.
Girl: I know, i hate you to, lets get married.

by maldorf July 24, 2007

Don't Hate cuz you can't Relate

Self-explanatory. For haters who are not relaters.

Hater: "Who cares if you invented a rhyming phrase."

Poet: "Don't hate cuz you can't relate."

by Newmagic November 21, 2010