slam the ham

Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.

"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"

by Peterson September 7, 2004

steamed hams

(1) Skinners excuse to eat fast food
(2) hamburgers in Albany, New York

D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. That's what I call hamburgers.

by why are you reading this June 2, 2018

ham drapes

Synonymous with beef curtains, ham drapes are caused from an exuberant amount of sexual intercourse, which cause a woman's labia to droop like the sleeve of a wizard.

Due to Jenna Jameson's ham drapes, she had labia reduction surgery.

by xAndy August 18, 2007

What the ham?

An expresion used in elementary school when you don't want to get detention for cursing. More sophisticated than saying what the heck.

*Teacher passed back tests.*
KID 1: What did you get?
KID 2: A
KID 1: What the ham?!? I got a D!

by Hatashi Bendari August 22, 2011

ham nite

This slang term describes a night in which large amounts of alcohol will be consumed with your friends. It is also the best part about being a pirate (according to "Pirates: Band of Misfits").

"Do you know what the best part about being a pirate is?" "IT'S HAM NITE OF COURSE!"
"Bro ham nite tonight you down?" "Hell yeah I'm down, only the 2nd gunman in the grassy knoll would turn down a ham nite"

by goodneighbor69 March 27, 2016

ham dingle

A chubby girl with a pot belly. Other names are "hamasaurous-rex", "hamlet", the "hamburglar" and of course "the incredible ham"!

Wow! That ham dingle is HUGE!!
Ham just ate my dog!
Holy ham! Hamlet just chubbed her pants!
Run! the Hamasaurous-Rex is coming!
I once heard that ham hide a cheeseburger in one of her rolls.

by CJMB May 18, 2009

Nigger Ham

Informal term for watermelon

Come on over, we got enough fried chicken, grape soda and Nigger Ham for everybody.

by A.D. Sly June 20, 2006