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Hamiltardation

The regional form of retardation specific to Hamilton, Ontario. Symptoms may include living a stereotype that would be suitable for the Trailer Park Boys TV show.
The smoking pregnant woman talking on her cell phone while her youngest child sat in her stroller under the rain was suffering from extreme hamiltardation.
by Joe Elsood September 8, 2011
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Hamlet haircut

Hey! Did you see his hamlet haircut? Shits got everyone fucked up today. He should be trying out for a Shakespeare play instead of coming to work like that.
by Haircutpolice May 30, 2015
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hamlet

*walks into the wrong classroom* "hamlet"
by gingerthebigdaddy January 30, 2017
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Hamletitus

A stress level of great height found prominently in students studying the William Shakespeare play "Hamlet". Medicine for this illness can be resolved with 15 minute breaks, caffeine (high dosage), and masturbation. To learn more, speak to your doctor.
"Hey Jerry!"
"What? What the fuck do you want? I'm writing a paper on the play 'Hamlet'!"
"Man, you must have Hamletitus. Masturbate, man.
by Rvbb3rDvck December 23, 2016
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Hamilton Island

Hamilton island is a small island off the north east side of Australia with its own airport!
I can't wait to get married at Hamilton island!
by LolMemes420 January 8, 2017
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Halitosis house

the more scientific term referring to a Breath house, a male with breath which acts like acid on its victims, causing the watering of eyes and the prolonged decay of flesh. Halitosis houses also cause a degree of harm to themselves, which can lead to them decaying from the inside out, leading to even more severe bad breath, which serves to alienate them from the rest of civilized society. The breath smells like raw sewerage mixed with rotting flesh and dog chod.
Guy 1: geez, that guy's breath stinks of rotting zombie flesh
Guy 2: I know, William has had severe Halitosis for several years, due to an overconsumption of flesh and not enough toothpaste and mouth wash!
Guy 3: He is a Halitosis house, but his sister is peng bro, NGL
by Phil Mi Groin November 27, 2018
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Hamiltonize

To cause a person to wake up every day with Hamilton lyrics stuck in their head.
I got Hamiltonized badly!
by Cheese123451297 December 14, 2018
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