ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

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Get the ur mom ur dad the one u never hadmug.

You didn't think you had to do anything about it

And you DID. And I... MOST CERTAINLY DO. Because the thought of what the rest of my life is going to BE LIKE... FILLS YOU WITH SADISTIC GLEE and the fact that you are like that makes Jordan Peterson weep like a little bitch.

Hym "You didn't think you had to do anything about it AND YOU DID. And now you want to BLAME ME for the risk it created for YOU and YOUR VERMIN CHILDREN while ignoring the risk THIS present to me as though I don't have a right to do anything about it. I don't have to pick another option and KENDRA DOES BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING RETARD. You had to do it. I didn't have to do it the right way. I didn't have to ask. And YOU DIDN'T and that's on you. This was the best that the AI creating genius could come up with and it's better than your pieces of shit deserve what YOU DESERVE... Is to bury more of your kids. But MUCH LIKE MISSY DILSNER BARLOW HAD TO DO WITH HER HUSBAND WHILE SHE SCHEDULES HERSELF FOR A 1 HOUR SHIFT AT A GROUP HOME WHERE THERE IS REASONABLE SUSPICION THAT THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THE RETARD AND ON A DAY WHERE THERE IS ALREADY ANOTHER MANAGER AND THE ONLY CLIENT AT THE HOUSE IS THE RETARD THEY ARE SUPPOSEDLY FUCKING... I'll settle for you begrudgingly paying for my contribution to AI and then doing what the people around me SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

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Get the You didn't think you had to do anything about itmug.

I woulda had to liked to got that

Something you can no longer have but when it was available, acquiring it would have been desirable.

Jon: "Wow, Amazon stock is over $2,000 now. Missed that boat."

Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"

by theworldisforked February 12, 2020

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Get the I woulda had to liked to got thatmug.

did to had to

The act of doing something you had to do.

I did to had to put away all of those bottles.

by M & M Scientist May 2, 2016

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Get the did to had tomug.

We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.

Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.

by Trill_LV December 25, 2014

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