Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

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video game myself

A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.

Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself

by bidnieumeostet February 13, 2023

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you googled this atleast one time as a joke and see the helpline ands make the joke "they are gonna help me?" overused as fuck

"i googled how to kill myself and i got the helpline!"

by Joebiden REAL February 18, 2024

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guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 05, 2023

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Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...

by thatstragic October 09, 2022

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I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 13, 2023

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The client didn't not explain what she meant, but wanted me to figure it out.

The patient stated she like to 'beat herself'; I beat myself sometimes.

by Ovidsingh July 31, 2023

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