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flossing with curlies

When you go to a sub shop and don't order the sub sandwich, but eat off the buffet, only to get Lasagna that has a huge, matted ball of pubic hair, which gets stuck in your teeth and you have to pull it out from between them like floss.
Dan and I laughed as Will flossed with matted pubic hair from his Lasagna while Will screamed "You'll be laughing when you're flossing with curlies"
by Tim Rost July 19, 2006
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Floating head

A girl who dresses frumpy or comfortably.
Her: How do I look?
Him: All I see is a floating head.
by Harry T Baggins January 1, 2020
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flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.
Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.
by MassGuru April 28, 2011
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flossing ceremony

to have sex...
a friend asking another friend about having sex with his/her partner.
e.g so how was your flossing ceremony?
by gthx September 23, 2011
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Flossing

A sexual act where a female places their clitorus between the front gap of another persons buck teeth
Wow my man has me squealing when he and I are flossing!
by Yolozozo November 15, 2017
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flossing

flossing, tik tok, fortnite and baby shark are the most cringe things on the planet EVER, never ever dare look them up as they are horrible.
vro stop flossingits stupid
by VT29 February 24, 2020
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The Flashing Light Bulb

A flashing light which frustrates you and therefore makes you horny.
The flashing light bulb gives me an erection
by 1234567paper February 24, 2011
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