when someone makes a thirsty comment about someone else and retroactively decides whether it was a joke or not based on everyone else's reaction
"A: she is so hot"
"B: bro you cant say that"
"A: haha of course not, i was joking"
"B: must be schrodinger's flirt"
"B: bro you cant say that"
"A: haha of course not, i was joking"
"B: must be schrodinger's flirt"
by dickrider39 November 13, 2023

I flirt flirted with Andy last night i was so drunk he probably thought I was trying to hit, but I was so drunk it was NOT my intention.
by Dylan Vargas November 13, 2022

by Rickythickrings May 30, 2019

Betty: "You're a petty flirt."
Roe: "How?"
Betty: "You confused me. I thought you wanted these milk duds, but you're just being petty flirting with me like that."
Roe: "How?"
Betty: "You confused me. I thought you wanted these milk duds, but you're just being petty flirting with me like that."
by SlickySlick! May 27, 2018

"you and Luke should go out you guys flirt all the time"
"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"
"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"
by kam2000 June 27, 2016

When your relationship is not ideal and you want attention from elsewhere, you may seek a spite flirt.
I went to a Belgian bar and used the excuse of discussing beer flavours to spite flirt with the bar tender.
by J Bell C 14 May 19, 2018

by Fruitportfool August 21, 2017
