person 1: *does a bad thing*
the police: p ̠̒r ̦͋a̴̜̾y̴͙͘ ̞̽i ̮̂ ͍̑d̴͙͌o ̲͑ ̼̂n̴̻͠o̵͖͐t̶̤̏ ̵͙͂f̴̤̿i ͉͝ṉ̵͊d ̫̀ ̙̈y̶̗̚o̶͎̒u̶͖̚ (basically zalgo text for "pray i do not find you", why are you forcing me to include this urban dictionary)
the police: p ̠̒r ̦͋a̴̜̾y̴͙͘ ̞̽i ̮̂ ͍̑d̴͙͌o ̲͑ ̼̂n̴̻͠o̵͖͐t̶̤̏ ̵͙͂f̴̤̿i ͉͝ṉ̵͊d ̫̀ ̙̈y̶̗̚o̶͎̒u̶͖̚ (basically zalgo text for "pray i do not find you", why are you forcing me to include this urban dictionary)
by ali._ January 13, 2025
Get the pray i do not find you mug.Hym "Ypu don't need to find me. Everyone already knows where I am. I'm in the surveillance apparatus. And killing me might lead to the attack of Americans. I'm an American. My rights are being violated and you're colluding with A MENTALLY RETARDED PERSON AND AN ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER to try and steal AI. The American people are the ones who are going to suffer from your trying to get away with this. I told you not to do it. You did it anyway. You need to get this retard out of our politics. Send his ass back to South Africa. Deport the South African invader immediately. You see the irony of a president deporting a bunch of migrants and then letting a retarded migrant take over the government, right? You're capable of understanding that, right? So, yeah, no. I'm not worried about it. Get him out. Send him back to Africa. Give me my shit. Bring the inflation down. That's your job. Do your job bitch. You are actively letting an immigrant steal from an American and it COULD HAVE cost Americans their lives and the lives of their kids."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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Any dirty / dust covered car or vehicle - not necessarily classic, special or remotely desirable - which the owner describes as a 'barn find' to try and up-sell and achieve a higher price than it is worth.
Barn Find! Classic 2008 Dorf Siesta 1.1 super poverty spec been sat on my drive for 23 years in need of some love, only 8,000 miles from new, no history, no MOT, 1 key, paint faded, engine missing. £25,000 ONO Rare car, future classic!
by MattSw October 22, 2018
Get the Barn find mug.Finding a Jill is when you meet a girl whom words cannot describe. She is a girl you are willing to love to the ends of the earth and would do anything for. There’s only a few chances you’ll get at finding her so once your sure it’s her don’t let her go. You’ll know you’ve found her when she’s your first thought on your mind when you wake up and the lasting thing you think before you fall asleep.
bro 1: dude, finding a Jill is my dream
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle
by ThrowAway69 March 6, 2019
Get the Finding a Jill mug.Finding your soulmate. This phrase was made famous by the soap opera Coronation Street where the long suffering, lonely character of Roy Cropper, in fifties found his soulmate Hayley.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
Get the Find your Hayley mug.Fuck-finding is a term used in the Swinging community. It is where one half of a couple auditions another potential playmate, with a view to inviting them into future three, four or moresomes.
Darling, my fuck-finding mission this morning was a complete success. She’s keen to meet us next weekend.
by Darren and Cath December 19, 2025
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