Lazy Fish

Imagine a world were as funny as this translated Spanish nugget of knowledge pun. As used in the following joke, what did the lazy fish do, nothing, or swims.

Guy: What did the Lazy Fish do?
Other Guy: Wut?
Guy: Nothing, or swims!
Bystander: Wow that was so funny hahahahahaaa
Other Bystander: This is incredibly punny hahahahahahaahahahaa
Other Other Bystander: I agree that was very funny ha.

by Echo_ December 10, 2018

Henry Fischel

That Dumbass Who Invented Exams

Do you know who invented "Exams"
"Who"
Henry Fischel
Fuck that bitch

by SuperKlasky3895 November 19, 2021

a bird will never be a fish

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.

Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.

by Roxannaroxanna June 28, 2018

Where's my fish?

A question asked in reference to the phrase "plenty of other fish in the sea". When searching for a significant other, one is to ask (normally to a friend suggesting that there are other fish), "Where's my fish?"

Compare Found my fish!

"...My boyfriend broke up with me."
"Don't worry; there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"Where's my fish?"

by Sandy87 March 16, 2005

shooting fish in a barrel

n. Expression referring to something that is easy and unchallenging, often used when describing a hunt or destroying an enemy.

Playing this game is easy! it's like shooting fish in a barrel!

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

Fishy Cold Place

"Sweden" Millions of people have called Sweden "Fishy Cold Place" their entire lives without realizing the name of the country is actually Sweden. Example of the Mandela Effect.

Ikea is based out of the fishy cold place.

by Dragonvulture April 7, 2022

fishy15

A geniosity who's intelligence quotient is unbounded. His very omnipresence alone had caused mankind to evolve. He has currently taken the form of an Indian high schooler named Aaryan Prakash. His math and computer skills are unparalleled and is the genius behind every major tech company. When he chats in discord, everyone will silence and listen in awe to the wisdom being muttered. He is the source of orz.

Wow that guy just solved the P versus NP problem! He Must Be Fishy15!

by LinkedListMan April 24, 2019