fetch

Used way before the movie Mean Girls ever came out. It was known as a substitute for the F*** word.

"Fetch, I slammed my finger in the door!"

"OWW! I fetching just burnt myslef."

"Fetch, I'm gonna be late!"

by boshow April 2, 2007

Fletch

Game where feaces is pushed out of anus as far a possible before 'sucking' it back in. The winner is the person who can get the 'turtle's head' out the furthest without decapitating it. The losers have to find a shower quickly.

Lets have a game of Fletch.

by Louis69 January 2, 2008

Feech

a common swear in ewok language which is similar to darn or shoot

feech gurl, your ass is ugly as a rancor; or

guy: feech you bitch!
girl: beecha wawa

by d72 January 9, 2010

feltch

When you blow your load in some chicks ass then her girlfriend slurps the jizz out of her ass with a straw.

why don't you get your straw and feltch my jizz out of her ass

by soup bone September 21, 2013

Ernie Fletcher

This is the current governor of Kentucky. Gov. Fletcher grew up in the state's second largest city, Lexington, and had dreams of becoming an astronaut. However, the devout Baptist Republican probably never knew that he would end up in the highest political seat in the State of Kentucky. His career path led him to being a fighter pilot, a physician, a preacher, and a congressmen.
He graduated from the University of Kentucky in 1974 with a mechanical engineering degree. But a few years after joining the US Air Force, president Jimmy Carter (Democrat....) cut military funding, forcing him to leave the service. He returned once again to UK around 1980, this time to medical school, where he would become a family physician after graduating in 1984. In 1989, Ernie was ordained as a Baptist minister in Lexington. He eventually got his first seat in Congress in 1994, whereupon he headed to Washington. About 2003, Fletcher was able to attain. with considerable ease, the positoion of state governor.
He is a good man who is currently struggling with the financial situation in the Commonwealth, but is making ends meet. He is trying to do what's best for the Kentuckians, and providing more luxuries within the state as well. See example below.

At Northern Kentucky University (where I go), Ernie Fletcher came to unveil a check for several million dollars to build a massive arena and sports center on the campus, serving as a large entertainment and sports event-holding stadium. He is awesome

by NKU Student August 2, 2005

fetch

british slang for cool and hip.

Her shoes are so fetch.

by Marina Smith November 13, 2007

Chunky Feltch

The act of orally drawing a mixture of semen, vomit, blood, and fecal residue from the anus of a sexual partner with a large wide straw following vigourous anal penetration with large objects.

It took a while but she finally let me chunky feltch her.

by Richard Chode June 27, 2007