Eli Hocking

He is the coolest, funniest, friendliest guy you could ever meet. He can be weird but he is sweet and caring. Don't lose Eli because you may want to date him one day or if you're really bored, go to him for some hilarious fun

Eli Hocking is better than Daniel Sussman

by DSUSS17 March 1, 2022

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fat eli

A ugly fat nigga that looks like a persons right ass cheek

Wow look its a fat eli

by Red-Savage August 19, 2019

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Eli Menache

an extremely muscular chode

Eli menache is very tall

by chodelover3 December 16, 2019

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Eli Whitney

Just as every child learns throughout his/her childhood that Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin and nothing else of importance about it, "Eli Whitney" is a phrase used to indicate a repetitive thing of little to no importance.

Gary went to a party expecting plently of attractive females, but was dissappointed to find that fugly chicks were the Eli Whitney of the party.

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Dude 1: I walked 4 miles today!
Dude 2: Fucking Eli Whitney.

by A. Mule February 23, 2008

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Eli SV

a rapper who used to be emo but now he's just a beast

Hey, have you heard the new Eli SV song? It's so good!!!

by josephmother389046 December 13, 2021

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eli whiteside

The world's most loved sheep.
Number 22 of the San Francisco Giants. Backup catcher, until 2011 when starting catcher, Buster Posey, was out for the season. 2010 World Champion.

"Eli Whiteside is in the squat puttin' down the signs today."-Duane Kuiper.

by MrsWhiteside August 22, 2011

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