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Elephant Rape

Elephant Rape, v. - The act of sticking one's nose in the anus of a fat girl and blowing air through your nose as of to try to make noises of the endangered African Elephant.
Freddy: Dam dude, Last night was intense with my girl.

Andrew: That's gross man isn't she fat?

Freddy: Well she is just a bit on the chunky side, but that's how I like them.

Andrew: Wow, I'll bet you totally elephant raped her fat ass.
by BabaBryan, DaCase, Nursy July 14, 2010
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elephanting

Placing a small elephant toy, especially a stuffed animal, on one's head (referring to a person's skull) or other body part, without dropping it or dislodging it from place. Person can be sitting, standing, cart-wheeling, walking on their hands, or other.
Callie distracted her friends from their homework by elephanting on her bed as she typed up an essay.

"Jorge, quit elephanting!"
by Lifant November 8, 2011
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hindu elephant

When a man places his balls and penis over the woman’s face and proceeds to shart leaving a dot of shit where a bindi would be and moving the shaft of the mans penis representing an elephant trunk
Man, I met this chick last night and she was into some freaky shit, she wanted me to do a Hindu elephant to her
by Talpal July 19, 2017
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Elephunt

A funt so funtiful that it can be compared to the magnitude of an elephant.
Dude A - "I heard Josefina has a mad funt, is that true?"

Dude B - "Bro, it's not just a funt, it's an elephunt."
by nightlifecommando April 10, 2011
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Elephant Trunk

Elephant Trunk is a penis with foreskin. A penis with foreskin is uncircumsized and will grow to a longer length than most circumsized penis. The man will clean under his foreskin if hes smart, leaving a clean, non leathery penis head, unlike circumsized penis which has a rough, and much less sensational penis head. Elephant Trunks or just Elephants are prefered 5-1 over Shroom penis (shroom being Circumsized) by local surveys. Elephants are mostly dark skinned, non jewish, and a lot stronger men. They do not act like shrooms, by getting angry at a joke. they love to hangout and play real sports like Soccer. Elephants that play Football american, are always the superior players aswell.
That man has an Elephant Trunk penis. He obviously has a larger dick than those cut Shrooms and is probably a good soccer and football player. He also will just laugh and not get mad if you joke around with him.
by Elephants Stomp Shrooms December 2, 2010
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elephant dick

the biggest funnel you could ever come across. remember
to turn the valve clockwise and NEVER funnel moonshine. fits eight beers, HAVE FUN
HOLY CRAP, that elephant dick barely fit in my mouth
by asiabby November 30, 2010
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The Elephant

While giving someone the Arabian Goggles (placing one's scrotum over an unconscious victim’s eyes), place one's penis over the recipients nose; mimicking the image of an elephant. If an erection occurs, you have inadvertently produced The Pinocchio.
I was giving Ted the Arabian Goggles when I put my weiner over his nose to make him look like an elephant. We now call him The Elephant.
by Casius Clay April 23, 2009
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