Education

Something we don't need but yet was created by a hypocrite back in 1837 and later on added 'exams' that made it even worse causing some kids who get low marks to commit suicide and their friends will all go emo or depressed and commit suicide too and be like "I'm going with you if you die!". The only thing we can thank education for is educating the person who first created games which is the cure for depression.

Student 1: "Guys, did you know George committed suicide for getting 41 for his English test?!"
Student 2: "F*ck education man, he was my best friend!"

by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021

honkey education

college/higher education

"Go on and get you that honkey education, you might be big some day"

by Mr Roachclip October 16, 2021

Educational Tourist

When a state's primary educational system is entirely distance learning, causing people to work remotely in other states to send their kids to school.

Yeah, you can't get an apartment in town because all the educational tourists are here.

by ElectricMayhem September 1, 2021

FaceBook Education

Someone whose total education comes from FaceBook.

Children nowadays only get a FaceBook Education.

by Poopsie88 April 17, 2012

Azent Overseas Education

India's best overseas education consultancy. Has helped over 35,000 students (as of 2021) to study abroad in the UK, USA, Australia, Canada, Singapore, Ireland, New Zealand, Germany & more. One of the best things about them is the Azent Aspire Scholarship* which provides up to 100% scholarship* on tuition fees to study abroad & is open for anyone who aspires to pursue overseas education.

Azent Overseas Education changed my perspective about studying abroad.

Azent Overseas Education helped me fast-track my visa process.

Azent Overseas Education provides the best IELTS coaching in India.

by Just_An_Indian_Student November 23, 2021

Yellowstone-educated

A term for a persons intellect in the state of mind of thinking that falsely portrayed behavior of characters on the tv show Yellowstone is the true behavior of actual cowboys

“Hmm; Trump sticker and truck nuts on the dual wheeled Dodge? Must be Yellowstone-educated

by TrueWokeCowboy May 19, 2023

Educational PTSD

Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.

Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.

by ScienceRules3298 June 4, 2023