Something we don't need but yet was created by a hypocrite back in 1837 and later on added 'exams' that made it even worse causing some kids who get low marks to commit suicide and their friends will all go emo or depressed and commit suicide too and be like "I'm going with you if you die!". The only thing we can thank education for is educating the person who first created games which is the cure for depression.
Student 1: "Guys, did you know George committed suicide for getting 41 for his English test?!"
Student 2: "F*ck education man, he was my best friend!"
Student 2: "F*ck education man, he was my best friend!"
by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021
Get the Educationmug. Commonly shortened to the OCLRE. Used to pop off with the best mock trial competitions in Ohio, but now takes 3 weeks to return scores and another 2 to award best witnesses and attorneys. Hasn't been the same since they went virtual, and they just might be using COVID as an excuse to slack off.
Man, I sure hope the Ohio Center for Law Related Education gives us our scores this weekend.
First time?
First time.
First time?
First time.
by reese dimattia May 18, 2022
Get the Ohio Center for Law Related Educationmug. When a state's primary educational system is entirely distance learning, causing people to work remotely in other states to send their kids to school.
by ElectricMayhem September 1, 2021
Get the Educational Touristmug. A teacher in their 50's who spends on average $1551.25 a year on starbucks coffee, you never see them without coffee in their hands. They are hyperactive and gets distracted a lot talking about their own life. They most likely have a keurig in their classroom that is brewing 24/7.
by pugglegirly April 24, 2017
Get the coffee educatormug. Syakeel hit people and always getting angry at friends and never make friends at religious education too.
Syakeel hit people and always getting angry at friends and never make friends at religious education too.
by nanashom March 11, 2025
Get the Syakeel hit people and always getting angry at friends and never make friends at religious education too.mug. by Policetrate November 9, 2022
Get the Educationmug. A euphemism for sex ed so parents don't get pissed and yell at the school board about how their baby boy/girl is clearly not ready for the topic even though they knew five years earlier
Parent: It's great to know they're teaching you kids how to deal with a family and making you like responsible adults unlike that pesky sex ed
Kid: Yup that's DEFINITELY what we're learning in Family Life Education
Kid: Yup that's DEFINITELY what we're learning in Family Life Education
by theyhavepotential January 19, 2025
Get the Family Life Educationmug.