Doug

Doug- a fag who has juul vapor in his lungs more than fresh oxygen. Whipped by his girlfriend of a few months.

Don’t be a Doug, spend the night.

by Twinkie ice cream October 16, 2018

Doug

Someone who’s a moron or being retarded

“U dropped the ball u Doug”

by Bumbitch February 17, 2020

Douging

When a group of people randomly meet up in the woods, often at night and create a circle of cars with the lights pointing to the center of the circle. At least two people then enter the circle and play golf while the others watch.
Ideally one of the people in the circle is Polish or ginger, getting both a Polish and a ginger playing golf within the circle at the same time is known as 'super douging'

Douging is named after the inspiration for the practice - Douglas Simpson.

I'm getting a new driver this week, hope it arrives in time to take it douging tonight.
Anyone know any Polish or gingers? I need a douging partner for this evening and Doug pulled out at the last minute.

by ps3ud0nym May 6, 2014

Doug

A testosterone filled beast and a absolute menace to society. The ladies love em and the guys hate him

That nigga Doug pimpin

by Hippielips September 19, 2021

Doug

Cringe

That's so doug.

by cruciblefart March 31, 2022

Dougged

When you're so wasted you can't even walk up the stairs to your flat, but you have to be carried by a buffed passerby (with absolutely no homosexual intentions) to your bed.

I woke up this morning in my bed but I don't remember getting here. I must have gotten dougged.

by [dabs internally] November 1, 2017

Doug

A Doug is a high school teacher who touches children inappropriately, a pedophile who works with or around children

I get weird vibes from your friend Steve, he's such a Doug.

by RavashingSteve July 30, 2023