beached dolphin

when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin

me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good

by the killer b - October 16, 2008

Ocean dolphin

A generic dolphin what else did you want?

"Wow look at that ocean dolphin"

by J-jam February 21, 2015

magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016

Dolphin punch

When punch and or slap someone using your penis

"wow did you hear? Foulcault dolphin punched himself in the eye!"

by Syntax1985 December 20, 2014

Soggy Dolphin

When a large, oiled up man of Cuban decent proceeds to jump and land naked into a woman’s wiener receptacle while simultaneously making dolphin noises until completion.

Man I was so drunk the other night I saw Leroy give the Soggy Dolphin to 8 women.

by Sir Benjamin Earl 0106 July 10, 2022

punch a dolphin

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.

"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."

by NittyGritty May 30, 2018

specific dolphin

Some bad ass manly dolphin, but not any dolphin, A Specific Dolphin.

Trent: Yo that dolphin cool as fuck.

Dylan squared: Nigga, that ain't just a ordinary dolphin, that's a specific dolphin!

by SpecificDolphin February 5, 2018