dialfuck

Slang for dial-up internet.

I wish I had cable, but all I have is stupid dialfuck.

by h3rsh3y March 14, 2005

dialed

dialed is a phrase usually used in the bmxing/scootering culture. it means you have that trick down. dialed also relates to the work "clicked" or "lock down"

1.brah you got that flair dialed.
2.damnnn that was so steezy, you got them dialed.

by jakephobojo April 10, 2008

war dial

When you war dial,at least back in the days of BBSes, you are scanning every phone number in a range (eg 555-555-xxxx) to find BBSes,fax machines,carriers, company dial-in computers, and more!

Person 1: Hey, do you want to war dial?

Person 2: Sure, I need some hacking BBSes!

by Go_Hacking! May 20, 2009

drunk call girl/drunk dial girl

Someone you feel the urge to phone, not necessarily for a booty call, when inebriated, usually an ex or anyone else whom you will regret slurring a profession of love to when sobered up again.

My drunk call girl is the bitch who broke my heart.

by X lu January 11, 2004

dialtmihf

Die in a low-to-moderate-income house fire.

Used to express disgust with a person, and the fact that the person should die in this shameful and painful manner.

Fred: Why didn't you help me you piece of shit? dialtmihf

Bill: Sorry?

by Joey Bieg July 15, 2009

Dial up a blitz

to defecate

man, those baked bean are gonna make me dial up a blitz!

by curveball December 4, 2009

Dial Up

a person of substandard operating speed aka lagging

man quit being a dial up and get a move on.

by bob joe william fred erson December 1, 2010