David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child
Fuck you david
by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022
Get the Davidmug. David is a truthseeker, and when he talks to you it feels like he gave you truth serum because you're so comfortable you will want to tell him everything. "Exploring the possibilities" with David will ignite your every fantasy, dream, desire, and reality. David will give you every emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual connection that you will ever need. When you meet David thank him for being him - Sweet, Cool, Crazy, Sexy and Loveable. David will make you feel like you're the most special person in the world. It's impossible not to love David, and he will give you permission to say "I love you." Today is David's birthday, but he in turn will give you the most remarkable gift anyone could ever receive -- the gift of him.
by DaijaMae January 25, 2020
Get the Davidmug. David is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Hes kind and sweet and always puts you before himself. He can be an ass at times but it’s all him being sarcastic. He deserves the world but he doesn’t seem to realize it. I love you so much, more than all the moms ever.
by Terra Reko November 2, 2021
Get the Davidmug. A David is a Cute and a intelligent person. He is very kind and everybody loves him. He have many friends. A David is an athletic man who Will coose socker as nummer one of he’s favorite sports. A David is a romantic guy and will care of his girlfriend and never let her down. He is always kind to people he doesn’t know. When you first met him he will be shy, but if you are his friend, then you know that he’s the best<3
by HiGiiirll January 6, 2019
Get the Davidmug. greatest goat in Laroi Hub, deserves mod, but still hasn't received it yet because the community is terrible and racist. #blm
by ComeOnSammyBabyWhipItOut March 14, 2021
Get the david..mug. 
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