Big Dosser

An overweight public school and Oxbridge educated cad who has mastered the use of error, omission, exaggeration, diminution, equivocation and flat denial. He has perfected casuistry, circumlocution, false equivalence and false analogy. He is equally adept at the ironic jest, the fib and the grand lie; the weasel word and the half-truth; the hyperbolic lie, the obvious lie, and bullshit.

Nora: ooh look…look it’s Boris Johnson on the telly again isn’t he charming and funny?

Jack: you silly mare …do t you know a big dosser when you see one? Now bring in the washing from the front yard before it stops raining again!

by Jonny Rotton October 14, 2021

Strictly Desserts

The flavour destination to celebrate memories and quench sweet cravings.

A tub of joy enjoyed by 1 to 85 year olds..!

Best revenge is to enjoy a tub of Strictly Desserts when your brother is down with cold..!

by Strictly Desserts January 31, 2022

the dessert is really there

You see it now right there! See it again, look for it again. There’s nothing like it out there, it’s inn this. Now you know what it is for you.

Look the dessert is really there. “?look where? “ the desert is so there! Girl look for you dessert. Rashondraa. “Haha no wtf girl i know it’s right here”

by Honeymoonsonearth April 2, 2022

swamp dessert

When your swamp ass dries and makes a crust on your butt

It's so hot outside my butt is a swamp dessert

by Karilla blizkits July 22, 2023

doggie dasher

1: the top gd player youtuber known as doggie

2: a dog that plays geometry dash

1: i was watching doggie the other day, what an underrated player
2: dude look at that doggie dasher, he‘s beating fucking acheron rn bro

by Balls man 1983 July 28, 2023

Asker-Dasker

A person or thing that embodies chaotic, nonsense-heavy, low-logic vibes—usually in a funny, ironic, or cringe way.

"Bro is a total asker-dasker—dude wore Crocs to prom and brought a Minecraft torch instead of flowers."

by thetrueaskerdasker July 4, 2025

Terms of Disservice (TOD)

When an Internet site changes their Terms of Service without giving prior notice and deletes millions of people's blogs, which amounts to a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.

MySpace new Terms of Disservice (TOD) has outraged and alienated millions of people whose blogs have been deleted, which amounts of a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.

by disenfranchised poet July 14, 2013