Dale is the biggest flog you will ever meet. He is the most self serving self absorbed person you will ever come into contact with. He would shit on his on mother to save his own ass. If you ever come into contact with a Dale run!
by Old Mate 666 April 2, 2021

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.
by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023

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by Lilwizardtruther May 24, 2016

A man who will get under your skin at times and will really annoy you. But when you really need him, he still won't be there. Don't depend on them to get anything done and if they ever do anything right then that would be the biggest accomplishment of their life. Their relationship status will be bare and unspoken of most of the time but if they do get a certain someone in their life that they care about then they will never let them go and will brag about that person to everyone.
Dale
by 67ci February 21, 2019

A human who absolutely loves KFC, and would do anything to eat it. He has great basketball skills, and has the tendency to injure himself like D Rose. He always roasts his friends and is too good at it. He especially like to bring up girls names that his friends are being shipped with or like.
Nathan: Bruh Dale why you gotta take my KFC?
Dale: Coz i need it for basketball. SHAYNE.
Nathan: How does that make sense?
Dale: Coz i need it for basketball. SHAYNE.
Nathan: How does that make sense?
by ItsYeBoiiSkinnyPeniss April 19, 2018

That one guy who makes you cry for 9 consecutive hours but it’s fine only because you kinda think he’s the best thing to ever exist
by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020
