Crystal Clear

A delicious, but dangerous concoction of Crystal Light mixed with Everclear that is often confused for flavored water, which makes this drink highly portable and great for drinking incognito.

To make this tantalizing beverage:

mix a Crystal Light On the Go pouch in the flavor of your choice with approximately 20 oz of water.

Add your dose of Everclear and a few ice cubes. Enjoy.

WARNING: drinking too much Crystal Clear may result in people realizing that you are, in fact, drinking something other than flavored water.

Are you bringing water on the hike?" "Actually, I have Crystal Clear." "Nice! Can I have some?

by classic mix-up April 25, 2011

crystal dick

while high on meth your dick wont get hard but u are horny as fuck and it feels so damn good, massaging makes it feel better.

having crystal dick feels so fucking good.

by skaterjack October 5, 2006

Dixie Crystals

Street name for crystal meth, probably due to its common use southern white trash.

"why youse all up in mah dixie crystals?"

by EmShil May 3, 2009

Crystal Ballin

Kuh-Rist-Tal Bawl-Lin

Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.

A new and higher level of Ballin.

Damn, look at chalmer with them jays and that lacoste polo and them 514s, damn he's hella crystal ballin!

by Chalmeezy October 10, 2008

Billy Crystal

adj: Describes someone who struts around town like he owns the place; Someone who thinks they're the cock-of-the-walk.

"Get a load of this Billy Crystal that just walked into the room...he'll probably ignore us all."

by Joofish March 2, 2008

Crystal Yao

a chinese girl who is obsessed with anime. she is prone to liking tennis a lot also.

Also see RAWR or something else like that.

by Blah January 10, 2005

crystal hoot

Crystal hoots are just the last little bit of marijuanna thats stuck to the bottom of a grinder/scissors, and can be brewed on the tip of a cigarette.

crystal hoots? sweet.

by tegan_il November 19, 2006