CryptoFOMOcation

Fear of missing out on speculative crypto profits through rampant, trading, buying or signing up bitcoin futures, derivates and other crypto based assets

The investor world was gripped by intense "CryptoFOMOcation" in 2017 which helped Bitcoin tok reach an all time high of nearly $20,000

by General Scallywag April 5, 2019

Crypt Keeping

The act of inhaling human ashes through the anus.

After her ex-boyfriends funeral she broke into his parents house for some crypt keeping.

by MechaG May 9, 2019

Crypto Vampire

A Crypto Vampire is a type of sociopathic internet troll,similar to a psychic vampire (one who feeds on the life force energy of others)The difference being a crypto vampire uses the internet and social media as their hunting ground.
Using gang stalking tactics,psychological operations as well as occult tactics to create controversy and discord in various online communities.
These individuals are known to have a multitude of alternate online identities and sock puppet accounts.
Which they utilize to manipulate their prey and create the illusion that there is a group of individuals involved.
Many times there will be two opposing identities,one posing as a friend or ally,for the purposes of gas lighting
while another or others are simultaneously attacking,threatening,and gangstalking the victim.
The purpose of this is to illicit an emotional/energetic response or "trigger" the victim

which the Crypto Vampire then feeds on.If the victim does not realize they are being targeted the eventual outcome
is a psychological breakdown of the victim and in some cases a delusional state of psychosis.
Kind of like a Sociopath for the digital age.

I'm telling you,you need to cease all contact with Thomas,you can't trust anything he says he's a total Crypto Vampire.

by Hog Belly August 6, 2019

Cryptotourette's

Cryptotourette syndrome is a common neurodevelopmental disorder with onset in young/new crypto traders. Characterised by continually blurting out price predictions with no empirical data by people with very little to no money invested in crypto, alternatively it can be present in whales who want to see their name printed in a poorly written article about crypto.

<screen name 1> says Bitcoin is going to 4k, Bears are taking over, 4hrs later Bitcoin is going to 20k Bulls are dominating - actual bitcoin price stays at 9k <screen name 2> yeah that guy has cryptotourette's

by Nameenvy September 25, 2019

crypto mangal

A person of Bulgarian descent who has a somewhat darker skin color. Is usually hypocritically racist towards Romani people and supports Hitler and other right-wing ideologues without realizing that he would be seen as racially inferior by the average Nazi.

Petko keeps acting like a Nazi and making terribly offensive comments about ethnic minorities. He doesn't seem to realize that racist people in other countries would treat him the exact same way as he treats minorities in his own country. A typical crypto mangal.

by Lonx Joy Joy October 11, 2019

crypto run

Kind of like bank run, where you want to change your money into cash, but in crypto run you change your money into cryptocurrency such as bitcoin. However, how can you do that if/when it is not possible in the cashless future? In such a dystopian future, cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin provide a safety net to this.

Can't do a bank run? Try crypto run!

by Satu Nakkimotti April 22, 2020

Cryptic_ytp

A stupid brit with way too much free time and no life

"who is cryptic_ytp?" "idfk he is irrelevant"

by Mr Ali a September 20, 2020