corny turd

the kind of turd you can see bits of corn or other material in.

I knew i shouldnt have ate all that corn. Now i got to make a corny turd

by Mr. Smart January 4, 2005

carry the 1

Something you say when you clearly have not made sense to bring it back into the correct context

Guy:Let's go to the museum with the fish
Girl: you mean an aquarium??

Guy: same difference the just rearrange the letters
Girl: there's no q in museum!
Guy: you know I mean it's a house of fish just carry the 1

by BeastAnt November 22, 2013

penis corral

A woman's vagina that has become so large that it could contain more than one penis at once.

Friend: So, how was last night? You enjoy yourself?"

You: "Not so much. She had a penis corral so large I heard echos from thrusting."

by From Tennessee April 6, 2005

CORNY PORNY

A pornography film that is extremely corny.

This is the most corny porny ive ever seen.

by Clivage May 18, 2006

Walk tall, carrying a big stick.

Walk tall and carry a big stick means: Describes person who is prepared to take action, take charge, take over; to be a fearless authority figure, known for using punitive measures sparsely but always accurately, swiftly and appropriate to the crime when needed. Punishment was always dealt fairly (hence walking tall; as in able to hold ones head high, with integrity)

In her classroom, Ms. Apple walked tall; carrying a big stick. Her smiles w ere earned and her praise was for those truly deserving of it. Her students were always on task and received the highest test scores in the whole school. No one dared step out of line when she was in charge.

The other saying was Roosevelt's..."Speak softly and carry a big stick"...which had to do with his negotiations of foreign policy.

Some say it wrong, as in "Walk softly and carry a big stick." That phrase dates back to the 1960's and '70s when Snipe hunting was all the rage. One had to "walk softly and carry a big stick" so one could sneak up on those little buggers in the bushes and be ready to bash them with the stick...

Ms. Apple "walked tall carrying a big stick." Her class was always on task and earned the highest state test scores in the building. From: Walk tall, carrying a big stick.

by KatWoman66 November 15, 2014

Corey Story

noun- When someone confidently makes such a ridiculous lie up that everyone in the room is just waiting to pounce and call them on the bullshit. Usually upon the call of the bluff the storyteller will continue to dig himself deeper into the lie.

Corey Story: Arnold Swartzenager was a huge porn star before he became famous. How do you think he got started?

Everyone in room: Uh I think you're full of shit man. I think we would've heard of that if that were true.

Corey Story: No man I'm 100% positive. He did a lot of scenes. I thought everyone knew that. It's a known fact that he was a porn star. Duh!

Everyone: We've just googled it and you're full of shit.

Corey Story: No man it's totally true I read it somewhere.

Everyone: No you didn't. You made it up. You lose. Shut the fuck up.

by [e-mail] July 15, 2009

Carry on cunt

Not a saucy 1970s comedy starring Barbara Windsor and Sid James, but a person who either a) packs 300lbs of clothes in an "air-travel approved" roller-case that then won't fit in the overhead compartment or b) someone who manages to get on board with a roller-case, brief-case, laptop bag, hand-bag, duty-free bag and coat despite the 1 piece of hand-luggage rule.

The net effect is there's not enough space for your rucksack within 5 rows of where you are sitting.

"Sorry, do you mind if I wedge my bag under your seat as some selfish carry on cunt filled the overhead"

by growler666 April 26, 2011