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literally the best guy ever. incredibly charming, sweet, kind, funny, and talented. a great musician and quite the silly guy. he's humble, kind, and loving. the most perfect person anyone could ever ask for, he makes every day much better just by being there, whether it's listening to a rant, making a silly joke, or just making eye contact as you pass in the hall. he is so great that his girlfriend will immortalize our love in the urban dictionary.
holy fuck have you met cooper?? i love him so much
Cooper by tigieisnotcool December 2, 2022
Cooper has no rizz and no game.
Cooper is the kind of person that would ask out his own brother/sister because he found himself without a date to the school dance. If you meet a Cooper just know that he will most likely hit on you due to his insane lack of bitches. Don't walk into his room... you will most likely find him staring at some kind of nude image of his self proclaimed friends, or any other 2D character that would be downloaded on his computer. Although he compensates for this wack personality with his large penis so if you are looking for a one night stand he's t he right person but any kind of long term relationship is a mistake with Cooper.
Man 1: "Yo, you see Cooper over there on his phone."

Man 2: "Yeah he's probably looking at your sister's Only Fans."

Man 1: "Yo what the..."
Cooper by AverageBusPole December 10, 2022
Cooper is perfect for me, he is the sweetest most kind hearted person I've ever met. He is so genuine and has the greatest smile I've ever seen in my life. He is the best , most innocent, beautiful, curly headed person ill ever know.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: Looks like cooper, i love that guy!
Cooper by Daddiekyra December 13, 2022
A person owned by Myrdle; Holts slave. Literally got skull fucked by him.
Cooper just got skilled fucked by Myrdle.
Cooper by Pat56892 January 6, 2023
Someone who yells the N word a lot, but is white.
Cooper: I hate N******
Everyone around him: smh
Cooper by Slobby Mormon January 20, 2023
a weirdo, psycho, best friend of a psycho, loser. awesome hair tho.
Sophia: OMG is that cooper??
Paige: EWWWW cooper!
Cooper by Tobne and Bleu January 20, 2023