statement cookie

a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.

Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.

by Crunchyness October 2, 2007

Cookie Dough

A completely delicious substance that society prohibits us to bring to gatherings raw, so we are forced to bake it, therefore decreasing its deliciousness

Person 1: Cookie dough is far better than baked cookies
Person 2: Damn straight

by ........................................................ February 2, 2008

Want a cookie?

Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.

Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?

by danthaman15 June 22, 2009

cookie brain

When you eat lots of cookies of too many varieties, and thus require the use of reserve brain power to process said cookies

Person 1: i don't know i just say things, particularly now in my compromised mental state.

Person 2: sleep dep?

Person 1: in addition to cookie brain.

by Zipline Pro December 16, 2010

Dutch Cookie

1) When the dutch oven is done baking

2) When you take a shit in someones bed and pull the sheets over their head

"I totally dutch cookie'd that girl the other day."

by TheDutchBaker March 5, 2012

Cookie-Down

A word my dad used to use when I was a kid, to verbalise crouching down for a pee in an area where a bathroom was not in the vicinity.

You need to go? Do you want to cookie-down by those trees over there? Just ignore the sheep.

by SmileAndWave September 11, 2009

grandma cookies

Dank weed distributed by old folks

gimme some o dem grandma cookies

by dat_boi6969 December 8, 2017