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Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.
Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.
by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015
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cock n block

when you send a girl a dick pic then block her afterwards.
Bro: What happened to that one girl you were talking to?

Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her
by wesley walker December 21, 2021
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cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.
Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.
by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011
mugGet the cock blockmug.

Cock block

“Man I was trying to get this girls number but I got cock blocked

“Oh did abbie get in the way
by Abbie Snelling June 9, 2019
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Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011
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Cock block

by Blank nightie December 2, 2024
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Cock block

A cock block is a place is the imagination where all people other than your spouse have forgotten about your cock for a second.
I've got another cock block coming in 5,4,3,2,1....
by Chest tanks June 19, 2017
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