Cock Blocked

People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.
You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks

Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!

You: What did I do?

Asshole: Your stupid!

You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally

That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.
by VirtualShark August 22, 2016
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Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
by doubledecker100 March 09, 2011
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Cock Block Supreme

This is the nickname for the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic of 2020. Cause really no time in history has there been more of an obstacle for a guy to get laid.
Man I can't remember the last time I banged. I mean the Cock Block Supreme just keeps going and going.
by Noremac1981 December 08, 2020
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cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
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DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.
That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!
by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016
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Cyber-Cock-Blocking

Cyber-Cock-Blocking or ‘Organized’ / ‘Gang/Group/Community -Cock-Blocking’ is a set of thoughts, observations or systematic patterns that surface to the attention of ‘cock-blocked’ targets and/or victims who experience gangs, groups with military-like efforts & tactics that are designed to make an individual have no contact with the opposing sex. Meaning no conversations or anything between a guy-girl (most cases) or girl-guy scenario.. Nothing. The victim, their identity, appearance, location & bio is dispatched to collective teams that grow larger & larger nationally, connected & communicate via social media internet app services allowing them to covertly harass invade & illegally strip a persons rights to freedom away from them.. Using manipulative cowards in a group to gang stalk watch follow threaten take away any human interaction MAINLY the sexual dating flirty type relationships & friendships in a persons life. Relentless, sadistic & demonic force to forever stop a single male or female from having ZERO sex/sexual acquaintances for the rest of their lives..
Yo have you heard what Alex has been saying about his hacked email accounts/social media profiles ? He said he’s a victim of cyber-cock-blocking & is being targeted by groups & gangs of people throughout the “dark web” in order to have a group cock-block him from chicks he wants to talk/chill with.
by llamalldon August 06, 2023
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Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.
A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 15, 2020
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