When you take a shit that is so long that as it falls from your ass, it leans forward and bumps into the back side of your balls like clanging a bell.
by jackwagon99 January 28, 2018
Get the Church Bellmug. Really hot inside...like in a church full of people hopping and praising the lord (and sweating).
Temperatures above 80 usually found in crouded places or where the thermostat may be controled by a church elder who needs to warm his chilled bones.
Temperatures above 80 usually found in crouded places or where the thermostat may be controled by a church elder who needs to warm his chilled bones.
by Grabapail March 21, 2017
Get the church heatmug. A want-to-be religion worshipping Mr.Clean. Seems like a cult and probably is. You are allowed to worship other gods, but Mr.Clean mostly. And it seems as if The Church of Mr.Clean hates Donald J. Trump.
Person 1: I wish there was a religion where I could worship Mr.Clean
Person 2: There actually is! It's called the Church of Mr.Clean!
Person 2: There actually is! It's called the Church of Mr.Clean!
by Mr.Clean❤️ November 11, 2020
Get the The Church of Mr.Cleanmug. Friends people claim to be from church but are actually from something more suspicious. Such as an orgy, sex cult, or dog fighting ring.
by Gamer34 April 17, 2022
Get the Church friendmug. James: "My old pastor got caught for molesting some kid and went to New York"
Kyle: "Ah, the ol' church hop"
Kyle: "Ah, the ol' church hop"
by TheOlMikeWazoski January 11, 2018
Get the church hopmug. 1) When someone makes a sexual advance on another person in a church or other place of worship. 2) A sexual rendezvous at a religious institution.
I gave Susan a church grab about half-way through service, when they asked everyone to greet their neighbors.
by Pteropus February 12, 2021
Get the Church Grabmug. by herbeveevebbe March 26, 2022
Get the church kinkmug.