Christ on a stick

Referring to the event of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ. He was nailed to a cross (standard Christian) or a stake (Jehovah's Witness).

Today's kids don't realize how friendly Jesus is because they've never seen Christ on a stick and they don't know how much he suffered.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

Christ in the ass

Using Christ insted of pain mostly would be used by satanist Calling some one a christ in the ass is like calling some one a pain in the ass usually used to tell off some one that is anoying you or using you this is used only if you are against god

"Jhon your such a christ in the ass"

"my boss is being such a christ in the ass"

by Aganist gods men September 10, 2008

Blood Of Christ

When the female partner stands over the other partners head and has her period which then drips into their mouth

Your mom gave the dick eating dirtbag the Blood Of Christ for free.

by dick eating dirtbag September 30, 2008

seazus christ!

a phrase used to show appriciation!

seazus christ is originated from seaze www.myspace.com/seaze or www.face-pic.com/seaze

seazus christ! this is sick!

by seaze October 14, 2006

Heathus Christ

Heath Ledger's fist name mixed with Jesus Christ. Used by his crazy fans to give an immortal and divine statut to the actor, since his death in January 2008.

Our Lord Heathus Christ diserves an Oscar for his performance as The Joker!

by Vandale September 26, 2008

Jayrock Christ

The God of the religion of Jayrockism.

"Jayrock Christ asks that you beg for forgiveness and sacrifice your loved one to prevent your eternal damnation. ty god bless"

by Jayrock's most loyal follower February 1, 2008

Jesus Christ

most based man on earth

1: have you heard of Jesus Christ
2: yea hes based as shit

by KronnixzMcShitnuts April 26, 2022