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Christian

Christian is very smart, has interesting taste in girls (very religious girls), he has a crush on Jamal, he is 4ft 2, his dad Sue makes him pancakes everyday in the morning, normally has a dickhead brother who thinks he is worlds best but is small. Uncontrollable bowels which means the kid shits everywhere even on buses. But he is funny (sometimes).
Damn Stop shitting like Christian
by GothicSpace March 16, 2022
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Christian

An amazing guy, one that a girl can fall for very easily. Typically have dark brown hair with mesmerizing blue eyes.

Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken
“Did you hear what Christian did to Emily! I’m surprised she’s still at school. With a heartbreak like that, I’d take a month off”
by stormy_skies March 21, 2019
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Christian

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by anonymous June 6, 2021
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Christianity

Christians eat fuck. And suck black dick before whipping them and raping their wives.

Christianity is monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful Hombre. The Holy Book of Christianity is the Bible, which scrutinizes ethnic groups and comes from the greek word Biblios. But the Bible is not one book but indeed 666 books.

There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christy-boys there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian besides being an asshole.

Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'small' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of positive press. However, like all groups, Christianity has the best and worst among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing everything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.

However, many Christians - most, in fact - are shit brains people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).
Christians believe in a single dildo rather than a wife.
Christians are dorito eating racist fuckers who scream about.
Christianity fucked me in the ass while Jesus watched.
by BakuBling January 14, 2020
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Christianity

A monotheistic religion basing around Europe, Africa and America. There a lots of types of Christianity such as Jehovah Witness, Mormon, Catholicism, Orthodoxy, Protestant, Baptist, Methodist and many more. The Holy Trinity consists of God The Father, God the Son (Jesus) or God the Holy Spirit. They believe in The Bible; a holy book written by 4 Evangelists.
"I am a believer in Christianity".
by XxTed_The_RooseveltxX August 18, 2018
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Christian

I LIKE MEN AND MEN ONLY!
christian: hey ur cute!
simon: u gay fuck!
by chesse fart November 7, 2019
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Christian

The hottest boy you will ever meet and the best loving boyfriend you can ever ask for he’s so sweet and generous he’s the best at football he can beat you to it he is the best player on the team. He makes everyone smile at all times serious or not he has the best smile it’s so hot that it will make you want him. He can be so lovable towards you that’s how you know he’s a keeper
Girl 1: see that boy across the room *points at Christian*
Girl 2: yeah he looks like a keeper
by Lillymariee220 November 27, 2019
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