someone who counts their chickens before they hatch.
a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.
a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.
"They were up so much at halftime he was being a huge ass chicken counter. And they fucking lost. It was awesome."
Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.
Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.
by the j-dot November 18, 2011
Yarn chicken is a term often used in online knitting/crochet circles. It is a self-imposed 'game' in which a crafter is unsure if they have enough yarn in a skein to complete a project, but rather than going through the process of measuring and weighing to find yardage, they start the project and hope it's enough. The crafter wins the game if they finish their project with just enough or extra yarn, and they lose if they run out of yarn before completing their project.
by RobinYarn April 01, 2022
When a man, after mowing the lawn, coats his penis with a healthy layer of cut grass and proceeds to insert it into a woman's vagina.
by SteveTheDragon August 01, 2011
by Lexi🔮 December 02, 2018
by Vicia5 April 28, 2019
Chunked and formed, breaded and flash fried, this delicious cafeteria-style chicken sandwich is baked especially for you. Sandwiched between two ordinary buns and slathered with mayonnaise, your Wednesday has never been so good.
Dan: Hey guys I brought sack lunch today.
Bill (to group): this nukka's trippin' -- he doesn't know it's Chicken Watty Wednesday!
Bill (to group): this nukka's trippin' -- he doesn't know it's Chicken Watty Wednesday!
by 26foghat July 23, 2009
by Ms FluffyCat February 01, 2023