Mature cheddar is slang for "old money". If somebody inherited their fortune, they are classed as mature cheddar.
by C L G July 4, 2021
The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.
A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.
A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.
Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.
Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!
::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::
Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!
Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!
::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::
Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!
by Cup of Rice February 21, 2014
On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.
Have you heared what happened to Joe?
No what?
He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.
Oh my god, why?
Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
No what?
He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.
Oh my god, why?
Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
by HipósGeci June 21, 2021
Someone who makes cheddar, every girl likes him and wants to fuck him. He's insanely good looking and is really athletic. He also is the crazy friend but is the chill one at times.
by Ballin201345 February 13, 2017
dude#1"Hey u get any from that chick yet?"
dude#2"Naw man she had some serious cheddar clumps goin on."
dude#2"Naw man she had some serious cheddar clumps goin on."
by senor sombrereo May 21, 2009
Nathan really enjoyed eating Gemmas cheddar bite delight. He claimed it was a very "Cheesy" experience.
by McNasty92 January 23, 2018