You lie like a cheap thai watch 

Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.

Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.

"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"

"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"

You lie like a cheap thai watch by Dangerous.999 September 2, 2009

silly on the cheap 

Getting hammered on cheap shots and mixed liquor.

I know a bar that has drink specials Thursday nights. $2 shots and $3 mixed drinks. Let's hit it up and get silly on the cheap ;)

silly on the cheap by MentalPancakes October 9, 2014

nigga cheap 

an object or action that is of a low value or cheap nature. Also, an action that is rude or generally unacceptable in nature.

1. that assbag just bogarted the bowl. thats nigga cheap. 2. duct taped sunglasses? man, those'r nigga cheap

nigga cheap by Dudemanbro August 2, 2006

view from the cheap seats 

A metaphor for a person's point of view when they are not directly involved in a situation, but wish to politely comment on it anyway.

"Excuse me guys, this is just my opinion and the view from the cheap seats, but may I suggest you do this a different way?"

view from the cheap seats by Harvey Manfrenjensenton January 13, 2008

lewt 4 cheap 

An annoying way for people who are pro at rpg gaming to become a noob in a new game and start saying stuff like: Free St00f, Pl0x need $$$, Anyting to spare???? Plz0z? i.e. Lewt 4 Cheap

Average RPG Player~ (minding own business) Dum da dum...

Lewt 4 Cheap noob~ sup dawg? Ur lik the highest level I've seen!!11!! Can I get sum free St00f Pl0z???

Average RPG Player~ (Enraging urge to kill building) ...Die!

lewt 4 cheap by PatBack December 11, 2006

banged her like a cheap gong 

To have had sex with someone. There are two connotations associated with this term; the first implies that the person with whom you had sex was cheap and/or easy, the second that the relationship was totally casual with no strings attached. In both cases it is understood that there was little or no emotional attachment or respect involved, and that the sex was hard and intense.

See also: bang

First Guy: Mate, did you see that chick I was with last night? Turned out she was pretty easy, so I took her home and banged her like a cheap gong!
Second Guy: You lucky, lucky bastard.

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Guy 1: Mate, see that chick over there? Talk about hot! I'd bang her like a cheap gong!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a hag. WTF have you been drinking?

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Male 1: Lucy was pretty drunk last night when I left the party.
Male 2: You're telling me! She was so hammered that she said she wanted sex, so I banged her like a cheap gong.

banged her like a cheap gong by Big Bad Mark June 27, 2006

sanford-cheap 

Notoriously tight-fisted with money. being so stingy that even Fred Sanford would call you cheap.

That dude's got duckets, but he eats every meal off the value menu because he's so sanford-cheap.

sanford-cheap by -OG- April 16, 2008