Chips

A salty tasty potato crisp that goes good with any meal

Kaylee : So you and Jake had amazing sex last night!
Kiersten : Oh yes he fucked me hard and I rode him like a horse!
Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Chips there sour cream and onion?
Kiersten : Get lost hot dog breath!
Steve : Wow we must have a real connection how did you know I had a hot dog for lunch!
Kiersten : Do you want me to slap you!
Steve : Oh that would be great my dick needs some action!
Kiersten : GO AWAY!
Steve : Ok sorry I bothered you: Hey Chad want some Chips there sour cream and onion?

by SlopNChop August 5, 2017

eats paint chips

the retard who posts definitions on urban dictionary such as:

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is a dumbfucker who must have been raised feeding on paint chips containing lead his whole life

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by you dickfucker October 21, 2004

bag chips

The chips left at the bottom of a McDonalds paper bag. They are usually the ones that have fallen out of the fries holder.

Eddie : Take your food out and give me the bag
Ben : Hmm ok *passes the bag*
Eddie : YES, I get the bag chips!
Ben : Dammit!

by Eddie L September 12, 2008

ritz chips

The best snack known to man.AKA Orgasim in solid form.

I shoved so many delicious ritz chips into my mouth i could taste it on my ass crack

by Mr. Finkelbottoms March 24, 2005

chainsaw

A person who frequently behaves and converses in a bizarre and disinhibited manner

'It was all fine. Then Dudley suddenly started chatting shit with this old guy, and then tried to fuck a tree. I swear he's an absolute chainsaw'

by T. Farmer November 13, 2007

dick chips

dikchip
-noun
Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.

Stay away from the Cheetos, unless you like dick chips!

by Kipui December 8, 2006

Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me March 25, 2009