time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist

What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022

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You can suck my A, B, C, and D!

A new phrase, created in 2020 by BP.

A - Ass
B - Butt
C - Cock
D- Dick

Person: You're an asshole!
Person 2: Well, you can suck my A, B, C, and D!

by Brenster26 March 8, 2020

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Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.

Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!

by kuckky August 4, 2022

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Is there anything I can do for you or your family

I want to do everything to you and your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019

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What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

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