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Cali

She is loving and she can annoy the fuck out of you but she still will be depressed asf behind doors
Cali asks her friend how he's doing:Why whats wrong
Friend:my dad died..
Cali:OH NO IT OKAY BITCH YOU GON' BE OKAY MF
by De Angelo November 15, 2021
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CALI

A clever Acronym created from the first 4 letters of the name of the state known as the Kommunist Republik of California. This acronym is used to describe the contents of the state without tipping off residents or former residents of California as to what they are actually referring to secretly. The acronym stands for Communists and Liberal Idiots.
"Where did that guy say he was from again? CALI, dude."
by therealhanzo76 June 13, 2019
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Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
by tyjo121 August 8, 2017
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Cali

The most beautiful girl in the world! She will always make your day and never want to get in the middle of any drama, stay on top of her schoolwork, and will always make you smile! Even when she has her headphones on and listens to her favorite music or talks about her boyfriend profusely, she will always have a smile on your face!
Cali is so pretty! I sit next to her on the bus.
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Cali Pass

A metaphorical type of permission for non-native born Californians, and/or guests (Tourists) to be in The Great State of California, analogus to a visa stamp one would recieve traveling to another country.

Though not explicitly given, any native born California or group of the same can 'revoke' a Cali Pass for disrespectful behavior toward California, Californian Values, and/or Californians rendering the guest or non-native born Californian persona non grata in California in perpetuity, on pain of violence.

Passes can refer to specific cities, counties, areas by name.
"now DMX got his Cali Pass revoked he can't come out to the West." - Kurupt as quoted in XXL Magazine in 2000.

"What up loc? Get ya L.A. Pass revoked" - Xzibit (to Jermaine Dupree)
by AbbaZabbA619 October 18, 2017
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Cali

A girl that is shy hey Julian made this by the way cali
by Julianbobbyjones October 3, 2019
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Chiara Cali

HORRIBLE PERSON LIKE SHE KILLS U- SHES A DEVIL BE AWAR
sister: AKKKKKK CHIARA DONT KILL ME PLEASEEE
chiara: hEHehEhE IM CHIARA CALI IM KILLING U
sister: *dead*
by mrs barney January 9, 2022
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