there is no such thing as stony brooklyn. it is figmented—a consortium of music entertainment that artists feign neatly.
by anonymous794 March 31, 2011
When the Magicians and the Knowers took out their zip guns we jumped into a Brooklyn foxhole, an abandoned '41 Chevy in this case.
by North Central Johnny June 18, 2009
by DrMikeNYC December 08, 2010
When your girl is taking a shit but you gotta piss, so you lift her legs and piss on her ass so she doesn't have to wipe.
by PaPaChyli March 23, 2022
A window open in the dead of winter, as used by tenants of apartments with building-controlled heating (typically steam radiators), which presumably doubles as a basement blast-furnace and would otherwise boil the occupants alive. So-named for its prevalence in the NYC borough and similar metropolitan areas with many pre-war buildings.
"That open window ain't a 'waste of energy,' it's the Brooklyn thermostat, and I swear d'ya it's the only thing keepin' us all from becomin' kebabs!"
by anonymoustach3 December 16, 2020
A sad sack of shit Pepperoni from Domino's pizzeria, both literally and metaphorically. First iterated in the streets of Brooklyn it's when a rat becomes encamped in a homeless man's sock looking for foot cheese and is consumed whole in the skin of the sock resulting in an encased turd that's then log-split and distributed on Domino's "specialty" pizza.
Man, gross. There appears to be a whole rope of Brooklyn Pepperoni serpentine about the sidewalk of which where I am walking here.
by ithinkimst0ned September 19, 2022
A much more virulent variant of garden-variety herpes originating from Brooklyn, the most populated of New York City's five boroughs. As young, hip, horny twenty-somethings continue to move into progressively smaller and crappier area apartments, they have sex with each other and unwittingly transmit a cocktail of previous STIs and diseases acquired from their living conditions. Bars, clubs, concert halls, parks, and other large meeting places are high-risk areas. Although the Brooklyn Herp originated in the neighborhood of Williamsburg, the outlying areas of Greenpoint, Bushwick, and Clinton Hill are increasingly at risk of an outbreak. Local health officials often explain this growing problem away as bedbugs.
Dude, don't go to Union Pool if you're trying to hook up tonight. Anyone you meet there is probably going to have the Brooklyn Herp.
by useyourtanuki September 20, 2010