brandon

will always love meli ONLY forever and ever!!
Is the most caring, hilarious, beastly guy ever..that has an amazing kool-aid smile!

Damn i wish my boyfriend was a brandon.

by 9BBYLUV2 March 22, 2009

Brandon

A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.

Wow poor Brandon he smells like shit

by Slothbois stink February 6, 2017

Brandon

When you forget to flick the ash off of your cigarette and it just extends until the cigarette is burnt out, but the ash is still attached.

"Dude, your cig has a Brandon on it".

"Flick your fucking cigarette dude, it's Brandon is too long".

by PsychoticSpade October 8, 2018

Brandon

A human being that breathes and is stuck through puberty and well looks like lex luthor

Damn Brandon’s barber has Parkinson’s

by Blackmanorwhiteman July 30, 2018

Brandon

an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.

how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.

by polanco222 November 13, 2017

Brandon

nicotine and weed addicted teenager whos addicted to fortnite

He is such a Brandon

by koolimgonenow May 29, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a sus squad member, who loves Fortnite. Brandon's are typically blond and rich, usually own around 7 cats. Brandon is the type of guy who like to touch himself anywhere he goes (like a parking lot). If you date a Brandon and your lucky, his uncle will own 8 McDonalds. If said Brandon is forsure blond, then they will only be referred to as blond choche. One more thing, Brandon's love sus/weird songs. Like songs about 3sums, or 7 positions. The Brandon can also be referred to as a bee. 🐝

"Ooh, is that Brandon with that big cat?"
"You know that him fo"
"I want it"

by XxxToucan SamXxx October 28, 2020