verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.
1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."
by JandE August 5, 2008
Get the ketchup bottledmug. me and my boy skat were chewing some bear and my mom came in and told us to make sure we clean up our mouth bottles.
by bigez19 June 6, 2010
Get the mouth bottlemug. A sex act during which you piss into one of your partner's orifices (other than the mouth), but you don't like waste so you drink it as it leaks back out of them much like you'd do with a leaking bottle.
- "Dude yesterday I Leaky Bottled my girlfriend."
- "What the fuck? ew."
- "Nah man that shit's fire, want to try it with me?"
- "What the fuck? ew."
- "Nah man that shit's fire, want to try it with me?"
by 69MeatMyBeat69 November 22, 2019
Get the Leaky Bottlemug. When your employer does not have a maintained water supply and the office runs out of drinking water and thirst is on the raise; bottle me to hydrated.
by Bhkool November 5, 2020
Get the bottle memug. by Luc95 November 14, 2018
Get the Bottle-blastingmug. Common term used in Las Vegas nightclubs. An attractive or mildly attractive female at a nightclub that creeps into a male's VIP section to drink free booze and typically skanks it up at multiple tables until she ends up white girl drunk. Usually addicted to coke or pills.
Don't give that bottle skank any of our booze. We won't be able to get rid of her and she might steal our wallets.
by The Vegas Local July 15, 2014
Get the bottle skankmug. A legend around the west side of Los Angeles. Mr. Bottles is said to be of Guatemalan descent but stands near 6 feet all, a freak of his species. Mr. Bottles is said to roam the streets of West LA collecting bottles from trash bins and using force to steal them from other Mexican bottle collectors. He also, as legend says, is known to be a Chuck Mangione fan. This is stated because neighbors have said to have heard "Feels so Good" being played from his home in the early morning hours. Also, his hired hands (Mr. Bottles has been known to use a Buntry on occasion) have said to have been beaten and embarrassed by Mr. Bottles for either being stoned on the job or just making stupid decisions. Legend has it, if you listen on a clear, full moon night you can hear Mr. Bottles collecting valuable recyclables while swerving to the tunes of Chuck Mangione.
"Yo man, straighten up!!! Mr. Bottles catch you slippin, he gonna bust a cap in both our asses!!! Now stop smoking that sherm!!!"
"I was trying to sleep in this morning after working all night at the saw mill, but fucking Mr. Bottles decided to start organizing his bottle collection - CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!"
"I was trying to sleep in this morning after working all night at the saw mill, but fucking Mr. Bottles decided to start organizing his bottle collection - CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!"
by Fremont40SW April 23, 2009
Get the Mr. Bottlesmug.